Canadian Milk Bag

A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.

Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.

by Capt. Carfentnyl November 6, 2023

Dip the cookie in the milk

It means make your convo wet so when u dip a cookie in milk it get all wet and soggy also most so make your convo like that

This is so dry dip the cookie in the milk

by Yanna333 May 20, 2018

Milk

Milk is something that most Fathers go to get from the store when a child is very young

Dad: Bye I'm going to go get the Milk

child: Bye Dad

*10 years later*

Dad: I'm back

child: YAY

Dad: nevermind I forgot something

by Anime_Aot_FREAK April 24, 2020

Milk

A beautiful and warm liquid that comes from a mammals tit

Human 1: I want Da milk!
Human 2: go to the shop and buy cow's milk then.
Human 1: why buy it when we make it for free?
Human 2: good point...

by Fin_iguess September 19, 2022

Chelsea milk float

1) An unaffordable-to-most electric vehicle comprising of fake leather seats and the uncanny resemblance of an upside-down bathtub with a small TV where that taps should be.

2) A Tesla Model 3

Watch out Jeremy, there's another Chelsea milk float silently trying to mow you down.

Hey Jeeves, those Chelsea milk floats are getting more common in the city than a Prius or stepping in dogshit in the 80s.

by Mad Mikki Bongo June 11, 2022

Powdered Milk

The action if snorting cocaine off of a persons breasts.

Guy: "I got some Powdered Milklast night."

Guy2: "Man you should have invited me"

Girl: "Hey you want some Powdered Milk."
Guy: "Fuck yeah!"

by Atrosi May 5, 2018

Milk Job

A lesbian gives you a footjob while her feet are covered in ranch/mayonnaise

Broooo last night, I a girl gave me a Milk Job while my drake playlist was playing in the background. Does that count?

by Yaalis May 14, 2025