Stippy Head

A guy who’s just working on your last nerve. It’s the worst thing you can call someone. Worse than the C or N word. Use cautiously as it invokes a very emotional reaction.

No offense Josh but you’re being a real stippy head right now. You know what I’m sorry, that crossed a line. I’m just under a lot of stress right now.

by BlackLambo G September 25, 2021

Breakfast head

When you wake up in the morning and your spouse starts giving you head before you even speak

My girlfriend gave me the best breakfast head I've ever had this morning.

by Breakfast head November 1, 2021

fox head

When someone takes their hand and forms it in the shape of a "fox head" (fingers and thumb together) and then proceeds to insert it into someone's orifice.

"I fox headed that bitch's asshole"

by PCSpores July 14, 2021

head spread

When a person's head widens as they age. This is particularly true with males. (Alec Bakdwin, Zac Efron, Matthew Perry are a few examples)

Matthew Perry had serious head spread between season 1 and the final season of Friends.

by Chainsawchelsea August 21, 2021

head 2.0

when a female or 3 sucks on a bald head

tim did u just get head 2.0
yeah dude she was sucking my bald head

by hdisbrheisb August 22, 2021

packet head

coke addict. packet is slang for cocaine in south east england

that guys just smelled his key what a packet head!

by Bigboy packet September 3, 2021

Dad head

A male who looks old for their age, or perhaps they are just old. Look like they have (or should have) kids by now.

Who's that dad head over there?

by WaffleWaffleEggy June 19, 2021