I will in me bollix

When somebody asks you to do something, but you have no desire or interest in doing it.

Hey Joe, could you take that tray of vegan sliders over to table 3 for me please?

Joe - “I will in me bollix”.

by irishcolloquialisms August 24, 2021

tell me a story

Ok. Let me think of one. It might be a sad one though. Just warning you.

A guy and a girl sit in the same class, but far away from each other. The girl looks at the guy once in a while because she still feels an emotional attachment for him. She doesn't know if the guy has any feelings for her anymore but still hopes they could be together. The guy has told the girl his reason for breaking up, but the girl is dissatisfied with his answer. So she created a new identity. An identity that would get the truth out of the guy. This new identity would follow the guys youtube channel. I will continue this story in "tell me a story 2".

"Tell me a story, sis" said the girl on the top bunk, staring down at her sister who just wants to go to bed. ):

by Jaydenality2 September 3, 2021

call me mommy

The women thinks her self as the giant one while dominanting the submissive partner which it she might call baby the women considers herself as his so called mommy

She told him to "call me mommy"

by RealRacer May 27, 2023

beer me up

"Beer me up" is what you would say, when you are drinking beers and just emptied the one in your hand and sit too far away from the case of beers to get a new one, without having to get up and walk to it. If you have some decent friends one of them will obviously hand you a beer.

Hey, Scotty! Beer me up!

by BeerGuy2000 September 12, 2010

bearding me out

Like getting wierded out, only by someone with a beard that makes you uncomfortable. (not the person, but mostly their beard).

Dude, you are like totally bearding me out. (this is said while staring directly at the beard).

by mathmagician February 9, 2008

Tell me why

The best song ever written by backstreet boys in 1999. Also sang by the criminals in Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Tell me why
AIN"T NOTHIN BUT A HEART ACHE

Tell me why
AIN"T NOTHIN BUT A MISTAKE
Tell me why
I NEVER WANT TO HERE YOU SAY,

I WANT IT THAT WAY

by qwertyuiopoiuytr October 17, 2018

tear me up

Using the penis, to repeatedly massage the female cervix; or at least endeavor to. The repetitive motion, combined with erotic pleasure, to the vagina, and all the penis probing, will make the female feel sore afterwards.

Hence the term, ‘torn up’
Usually the pain lasts for one day.
Careful. Hung men can perforate the cervical wall.

If close to menstruation,

Can bring your period on, early.

“Are you planning to tear me up, this time ? Last time I couldn’t walk properly, due to being sore!”

“I tore. It up! Knocked the bottom out of it”.

by Spritefae88 March 2, 2018