by thepersonwhoisreal January 17, 2023
Get the eat my phonemug. 
Sucking on a penis that was just up your pussy/ass or, just came out of a mans pants and is hard as hell.
Eating Dick
Eating Dick
by Laylathecrazylesbian September 12, 2021
Get the Eating Dickmug. What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.
Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
Get the I'd eat my bread without butter!mug. by RogueSoul22 January 4, 2021
Get the girls who eat ranchmug. A slang term used by the Swedish rap collective Drain Gang, meaning to "drain" or exhaust oneself, either literally or metaphorically in pursuit of good fortune or reward in the future.
"I can see you like it's TV, if I can't beat it, let it beat me
If I can't eat the night, I'ma let it eat me"
If I can't eat the night, I'ma let it eat me"
by eccojamsvol1 May 19, 2025
Get the Eat the nightmug. 1: Used to express anger or annoyance towards someone 2: Used to express that you want someone to go away 3: A boastful way of declaring victory , in the form of ‘eat’ or ‘ate shit’
1) They said I suck? Well they can eat shit and die.
2) There’s someone knocking at the door. Well I’m not answering it, they can eat shit and die.
3) Did you beat Joe in the race? Yes, he ate my shit.
2) There’s someone knocking at the door. Well I’m not answering it, they can eat shit and die.
3) Did you beat Joe in the race? Yes, he ate my shit.
by SiL3Nt J September 7, 2023
Get the Eat shit and diemug.