by Antisimp-jihadi March 24, 2021
Chris: are you seriously simping over Jenny?
Kyle: how am I simping?
Chris: you gave her a fucken $100 bill, you're over exaggerating yourself for her attention dude
Kyle: how am I simping?
Chris: you gave her a fucken $100 bill, you're over exaggerating yourself for her attention dude
by NNGA_CEO July 15, 2020
A hypocrite usually named joe, Joey, or Joseph who tried to kick his friends out of his house at 10pm on a Saturday night. This joe character rather have sex with a whale than hang out with his friends.
Becca- hey Joey I can’t fuck you with your friends in the living room.
Joey- okay, I’ll be a simp and I’ll kick them out at 10pm on a Saturday so we can fuck in peace. Anything to get a nice duck sucking.
Joey- okay, I’ll be a simp and I’ll kick them out at 10pm on a Saturday so we can fuck in peace. Anything to get a nice duck sucking.
by The black shadow August 08, 2021
Friend 1: bro friend 2 is a simp we were on a call for ages having fun then someone calls them and they get excited and leave instantly
Friend 3: friend 2 is a massive simp
Friend 3: friend 2 is a massive simp
by l1 phone clinic November 26, 2021