The act of letting a person bite the tip of your penis until blood is drawn and allowing said person to urinate on the open wound.
Example 1: Dude, that chick gave me the sickest Wet Viper the other day. It felt amazing but I have this weird rash now.
Example 2: Dude, that bro was all about that Wet Viper life and so was I. I can't wait until I get out of the hospital and have the chance to do it again.
Example 2: Dude, that bro was all about that Wet Viper life and so was I. I can't wait until I get out of the hospital and have the chance to do it again.
by Yakoff Mannhoff June 16, 2023
generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.
From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme
From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme
"What's Doug Doing?
He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?
His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "
" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense
Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."
He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?
His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "
" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense
Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."
by Hairlok September 06, 2022
A Wet Kazoo is what you call someone when a person is lazy or bringing down the vibes.
Overall just a Debbie Downer.
Overall just a Debbie Downer.
by ⬆⬆⬇⬇⬅➡⬅➡🅱🅰- July 25, 2024
by Little squish 6590 February 13, 2017
The sexual act of ejaculating in your partner's ear. Named after the well known porn star Ron Jeremy
Guy1: was about to finish so I pulled out and came in her ear!
Guy2: no way! You gave her a wet Jeremy?!?!
Guy2: no way! You gave her a wet Jeremy?!?!
by phatsauce February 12, 2014
The act of sticking your finger in your mouth then put it in your ass and finger blast a motherfucking fuck bitch in the ear.
by tuggiespecialist69 April 11, 2023
by Jules225 November 30, 2017