J

To punch or knockout another person usually unexpectedly

“If dude say one more thing about me, I’m gonna J tf outta him. On god.”

by Not for long February 6, 2024

Charles J. Guiteau

the guy who killed the president that nobody cares about (james a. garfield)
he made a really bad speech and thought that it made garfield won so he kept bugging the secretary of state. the secretary of state said no so charles got really mad and shot the president

guy: did you know james a garfield was killed by charles j. guiteau?
guy 2: whos james a garfield?

by garfield fan 121212 September 14, 2021

A+J

They are the best couple. They are amazing. IF u were ever to eat an a + j couple They would be in love with eachother and they would probably giving wachother DEEP kisses tbh. They are just the best couple ever.

Person 1: OMG is that an A+J couple?!
Person 2: YES THEY R THE PERFECT COUPLE AWHH.

by Lovergirl555 November 22, 2021

Mike J-Jones

This is a really tiny loser that is the size of a Ant and somehow deletes his graphics driver in his computer all the time!

Girl: you are such a Mike J-Jones (referring to a persons height)

by AinstuLive September 30, 2023

j o s e

spaced jose, pronounced jo-se

this is j o s e

by UnknownEC2 March 23, 2020

J Veggie

When a John is expected to pay Vegas "High End" Escort Pricing for a meth head hooker who lives in the middle of nowhere and just lays in bed like a vegetable and does nothing.

Brah, that chick Carly from country town OH totally pulled a J Veggie on me last night!

by B(ra)DSM July 20, 2020

mary j blige

someone is considered a mary if they purchase an iconic shirt with none other than our lord and saviour, mary j blige, on it and it becomes the only thing they wear everytime they exit their house. if they meet this criteria, they will therefore be renamed mary and their original birth name will nullify.

person 1: babe is that steph over there?
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.

by babefest July 17, 2021