your mom's sweet asshole

1. The answer to any question, especially a stupid or inappropriate one.

2. What it is that I fucked last night.

1- Q: Hey, what time is it?
A: Your mom's sweet asshole.

2- After your dad gave me head last night, i finished myself off when i fucked your mom's sweet asshole.

by dirty sanchez October 11, 2004

ur mom gae

its a bad insult from 2017 which i constantly used by losers

first guy "bro your stupid" second guy "ur mom gae"

by fukboe0-9-0319230-193-013 December 17, 2018

soccer mom slizzard

Slizzard as in the song "like a G6"... soccer mom slizzard is when your at a party with 30+ year old woman or MILFS and they are all getting drunk as fuck, and crawling all over the younger men. Everyone has experienced women doing this. If you can think of a time you have never been with woman getting soccer mom slizzard you are a liar.

Yo man, Cindy's mom was so soccer mom slizzard when I banged her.

I was at a party with all these milfs and they were soccer mom slizzard.

That chick is soccer mom slizzard.

by HolyDiver2500 August 27, 2013

KC Soccer Mom Slam

When a group of 8-10 men jizz on a soccer ball, and then one of the dude's kicks said soccer ball into soccer mom's face. This is so KC.

Dude, I just KC Soccer Mom Slammed that bitch.

by Theodore823 August 29, 2010

I DID YOUR MOM

A more gratuitous derivative of the simple Your Mom, in which someone describes having sexual relations with another's mother in an attempt to offend or shock them. While it almost always used either sarcastically or as a form of trolling, it can also be found being used by typical players in online gaming matches who have decided that actual insults simply did not display their rage thoroughly enough.

Never, ever used with any sort of context.

Player #1: No! What are you doing!?! You're letting them take the fla-

Player #2: I DID YOUR MOM.

by LitterallyHitler March 17, 2013

Your mom gay lol

This is the greatest comeback of all time. Nothing can out do this you will always fucking win an argument just by yelling out YOUR MOM GAY LOL

Bully: Give me your money you fucking wanker
Me: Your mom gay lol
Bully: commits deathpacito

by Yea Wot Mate September 10, 2019

Resting Mom Face [RMF]

Resting Mom Face RMF. Similar to Resting Bitch Face, but exaggerated by the sheer over tired zombie like nature of a mother. The years of interrupted sleep, repeatedly asking they boys not to fart at the table, and giving ‘the look’ when we were in public had rapidly increased the severity of my previous RBF diagnosis. I was told that prolonged exposure to being ignored, hearing ones name on repeat, stepping on LEGOs in the dark, and constantly walking into a bathroom where the TP roll has not been replaced can increase your risk of serious Resting Mom Face.

credit: Timothy Joseph

TJ looked at Patti and couldn't help but notice she had Resting Mom Face RMF. No matter what he said all she would do is look back at him with RMF

by Jester Lucky 13 June 5, 2018