Michael Horick

Loves Pugs. Plays rust with pug skins. hater of women loves men. fucked 5 dudes in one sitting. only sucks 4.2334inch sized cocks

Michael horick is my faviort person

by bestthroweroutthere October 1, 2023

Michael Cera Rizz

For those Michael Cera type mfers. Those goofy/awkward nice guys who aren't necessarily conventionally attractive, don't go to the gym, and aren't super masculine, but still end up swimming in puss like it's nobodies business.

"Yo that motherfucker's got hella Michael Cera Rizz"

by Owen Fuchs October 2, 2023

Michael

My world the best ass face and beautiful husband ever

I love you Michael

by Beabadoobee011 October 10, 2023

Michael

My world, the best ass face, my beautiful husband and the best ever

I love you Michael

by Beabadoobee011 October 10, 2023

Michael Duff OUT

The expression Swansea City fans use when Duff loses a game

Swansea lost again, Michael Duff OUT.

by Krj97 October 21, 2023

Michael Jordan

ALLAH HIMSELF THE GREATEST BEING ON THE PLANET AND THE FATHER OF BASKETBALL IT STARTED AND ENDED WITH HIM AND HE MAKES LEBRON LOOK LIKE A 10 DAY CONTRACT PLAYER THAT GOT ANNALLY FUCKED BY A MOOSE (also rip kobe mamba forever)

"Whos the goat bro."

"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."

by smartguy1234:) October 22, 2023

Michaelpatrick

Strong, tough, dangerous, sexy, amazing, lucky, and amazing man! Knows how to make a woman yodel and does everything exceptionally well. Writes the sweetest poems and songs oh oh oh. Loves unconditionally and is very forgiving

Did you ever meet michaelpatrick?

by Linny yodels October 24, 2023