Mexican stomach

When you eat Mexican food and it causes a stomach ache.

Person 1: *Knocks on bathroom door.* Are you about done in there?
Person 2: I have a bad case of Mexican stomach, so it will take a while.

by Sans the Lucario July 9, 2018

Black Mexican

A Haitian masquerading as a Mexican national to take the long way to NYC. Also inserting a mezcal worm up the balloon knot.

I saw a black Mexican knee boarding on the Rio Grande. Probably a world traveler.

by Jedsall August 7, 2022

Soggy Mexican

When you are plowing someone's hole, then slap avocado on the hole and continue plowing until it turns into guacamole and both parties eat some

Dude 1: Bro, how was your date last night?
Dude 2: Man it was awesome! I gave her a Soggy Mexican after the movie.

by Nicknames_Are_Hard April 25, 2025

mexican dish

When someone says he or she will bring fancy food on New Year’s Eve, but instead brings six billion table tennis balls just to be weird.

She brought her Mexican Dish again and we all know what that means!

by bestboyelectric December 30, 2019

Mexican handkerchief

The act of forcefully excreting mucosal sinus contents through one nostril and onto the ground (or floor) via the closing of the other whilst expelling air - likely originating in either the American southwest or Bible Belt, most prevalently used in the trucking and agricultural industries snot rocket farmer blow

I gave up lookin' fer a Kleenex and pulled out a Mexican handkerchief on the lobby floor.

by Wyndham Lewis April 30, 2012

Mexican

A person that simps all the girls , is a wimp , hoe and annoying

That kid is a mexican.

by ApoSebo May 14, 2020

Mexican French

A horrible French accent, usually coming from people who originate in the North American continent.

American: *tries speaking French in France with a horrible accent to a local citizen*

Frenchman: "what is that, Mexican French?"

American: "woah, you can speak English too?!"

by An Honest Black Guy October 5, 2021