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Goon bean

A type of bean found on the world famous goon bean salad. The recipe is very difficult to find. Legend says after consumption it makes you goon all over the place.

The salad, as well as the Goon bean itself was popularised and made famous by the legendary tiktokker Blizzy McGuire.
I had a connecting flight to Ijbolia, on my way to Gag City, and I had the craziest Goon Bean Salad at the airport. I’m gonna need the recipe… it’s crazy good.
by UltimateBussySlayer December 29, 2023
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Bean

Bean: meaning cute or small to describe someone or some animal
by Eenzo December 29, 2023
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bean carrier

by stickthej42 January 5, 2024
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Skrim bean

A freakishly skinny person or thing that resembles a grass hopper.
Ew! That dog looks like a skrim bean!
Don’t say that, Leave the dog alone!
by Duckiiz January 6, 2024
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Beans

That movie was beans.
by Wurth it January 13, 2024
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Molly my Bean

1) verb; Taking a bean (Xanax), getting it moist, then rolling it in molly (mdma) before popping the bean (ingesting it)

2) adverb; Describing phenomenal oral sex.
1) *to a homie with some molly* “yo, molly my bean, I wanna roll but hate the anxiety.”

2) “dude she was topping me off so good I woulda thought she was rollin’. Bitch really molly’d my bean
by skinnypimpweezy January 14, 2024
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Full Beans

“Excited and full of life”

Gained viral popularity after a piece of crowd work by comedian Jeff Arcuri widely distributed in 2023
by Jackieloppers January 17, 2024
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