Ellie mai

ellie is a fat orange bitch with big fat footballer legs. her eyelashes look like they’re trying to run away and i don’t blame them. watch out this beast likes to pull hair!

‘is that the globglowglabglab?’
‘nah dw that’s just Ellie mai.’

by obamasbighairyballsack November 23, 2021

13 may

people born on this date are baf bitch who need love and attention because they are single

what date is today?

it is 13 May

oh it's my friend's birthday. I need to go say hello her

by uuuwahwhatahottie November 24, 2021

May 9th

Jordan perez gets treatment from ellie hain

girl: when’s your your birthday

Boy: May 9th

boy gets treatment

by slide god January 24, 2023

may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

8th May

National spent time with loved ones day

Bf: Sorry I've been away, but I made it back for 8th May.
Gf: I'm just happy to have you back.

by MASENDUS May 8, 2022

May 3rd

Post your beutiful, angelic looking, the coolest person in your life that is your bestie day!
Post them and make them feel beutiful & needed♡

OMG IT'S MAY 3rd I SHOULD POST MY BESTIE!!
*post theyr bestie*
Omg thank you bestie!

by Hhh1 May 3, 2023

May 18th

May 18th is National Alien Day

Hey you were born on may 18th! You're an alien, boi!

by JethzXD November 7, 2019