by D_almighty December 31, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A simp is someone who always bums up to women like they are goddesses but in reality are just like them.
by Bigsimpman March 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug. It is when a male is overly submissive to a female and gains nothing from it. So overly submissive that other guys cringe and feel ashamed when seeing them.
WakeWanker: got caught wanking. I had to simp and now I let her control my life.
TinderHoe: She wanted to use an extendo. I’m such a simp I said yes. Afterwards, I asked her if I could use it on her.
RealPOS: you two are no ball simps
TinderHoe: She wanted to use an extendo. I’m such a simp I said yes. Afterwards, I asked her if I could use it on her.
RealPOS: you two are no ball simps
by WakeWanker November 2, 2020
Get the Simpmug. simp is someone called darina or medine. it is a person who wants old ass people like fizruks or english teachers.
by pussykiller3000 April 2, 2022
Get the simpmug. someone (usually a guy) who stays doing the most for a female who doesn't even want him. he tries too hard to impress her whether its unnecessarily blowing his money on her, or "waiting" for her to get out of a relationship, etc. a simp will not even comprehend that he is one because he has put so much value on this female and is desperate to see his efforts pay off. a simp would get rejected and keep trying because maybe she'll change her mind
"This guy I dont even know commented on my post 50 times asking for a chance and posted some video slideshow of my photos"
"What a simp"
"What a simp"
by guy_fieri March 7, 2020
Get the simpmug. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
S.I.M.P is for the most IMMACULATE and ICONIC song from Phineas and Ferb. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS. like hun if u don’t know that song, what tf is wrong with u. Get a life. or at least a childhood. If u didn’t realized, Candice has squirrels in her pants.
S.I.M.P is for the most IMMACULATE and ICONIC song from Phineas and Ferb. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS. like hun if u don’t know that song, what tf is wrong with u. Get a life. or at least a childhood. If u didn’t realized, Candice has squirrels in her pants.
Phineas- “do u hear someone yelling?”
Ferb- “-_-”
Perry the platypus- “grrrrrr”
Candice- “AHH SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!”
(the background singers) “SIMP SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS”
ya❤️
Ferb- “-_-”
Perry the platypus- “grrrrrr”
Candice- “AHH SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!”
(the background singers) “SIMP SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS”
ya❤️
by forget the glizzy, gobble me September 26, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. A male who worships and idolizes a female. A simp will shower said female with cash and compliments and put her on a pedestal above others.
by Simpsrus August 11, 2020
Get the Simpmug.