Alaskan Snow Dog 

When you shit in a condom and freeze it then use it as a dildo, and after that you cover it in cocaine and eat it.

"I heard that Jessica did the Alaskan Snow Dog."

"Yeah she really enjoys it."
"Kinky addicts"

Alaskan Snow Dog by Kinky addicts. December 22, 2020

Alaskan Snow Twister 

When a woman proceeds to throw snow on a mans cock and give him an indian burn style hand job.

I was on a buisness trip to alaska and found hooker for the night and she gave me an alaskan snow twister. I woke up sore the next day.

Alaskan Snow Twister by Gagmag January 4, 2021

pussy snow

what a mother calls her son when he doesn’t get up at the right time

mother ‘you where meant to get up at 9’ son ‘well i got up at 3’ mum ‘pussy snow’

pussy snow by luis1969 January 9, 2021

California snowball 

A mixture of calcium acetate and ethanol. Burns extremely well.

Dr Carson: Thomas burnt himself while playing with California snowballs.

California snowball by The Almighty Dr. Goose January 31, 2021

melted snowball

Ejaculation into the ear cavity.

“Dude I hooked up windy Rob’s girl and gave her a melted snowball”

melted snowball by Bigblakk February 1, 2021

Blows snow all over the car 

Really bad

Mario: The pepperoni bag was cut below the zipper!
Luigi: That blows snow all over the car!

Blows snow all over the car by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 February 25, 2021

equator snow 

cocaine. simple as that.

hey man, do you got any of that equator snow? I'm lookin' to party tonight

equator snow by Dirtyfartbubble March 23, 2021