national the rock day

every December 19th we celebrate the rock

guy 1: what day is it?
guy 2: its national the rock day

by EpicGaymer360 December 19, 2021

Crack Rock Bottom

Hitting rock bottom involving crack cocaine.

Not just rock bottom, crack rock bottom.
"wow Kim just got fired, her life sucks now... she's totally gonna hit crack rock bottom."

by Velveeta Jaxson August 31, 2013

Rock n' roll

I term usually said when preparing to execute something pretty awesome.

"I dare you to do a back flip from the diving board."

"Alright, man! ROCK N' ROLL!!"

by ShadowJ April 07, 2014

Hard rock hotel

Preliminary sex position. One gives oral sex to the other while he/she is rolling a joint to share after sex.

"We did a hard rock hotel last night, it was soooo good and then we were soooo stoned"

by JokeAIRlines December 14, 2021

Modern Classic Rock

Newer songs by artists who rose to fame in the "Classic Rock Era"

"Beautiful Day", "Vertigo" by U2; "Jaded", "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing" by Aerosmith; "It's My Life", "We Weren't Born To Follow" by Bon Jovi are all modern classic rock.

by Mr. 911 July 07, 2011

Russian Pop Rocks

Sticking a grenade in your mouth and pulling the pin.

Comrades! Tonight, we do Russian Pop Rocks! Cyka Blyat!

by BadgerBoy297 August 10, 2018

Rock-Hero Musician

Term used to refer to people who have no musical talent, but due to games such as Guitar Hero and Rock Band, they convince themselves that they can actually play an instrument. This misconception usually makes itself apparent when a Rock-Hero is given a chance to play a the instrument they think they can play, resulting in the Rock-Hero making a spectacle of themselves while also annoying the instruments owner and nearby people. The most cummon instruments are drums, bass, or guitar.

Example1:

Guy1: "Dude, what the hell are you doing with that guitar?"

Guy2: "Bro, I play Rock Band all the time, I figure the movements were real enough... I figured I could hammer out a simple tune"

Guy1: "Well you might be a Rock-Hero Musician... But you were wrong. Invest in guitar lessons, not Rock Band expansions"

Example2:

Dude1: "O.k, you been banging those drums for 10 minutes, I've yet to hear a beat."

Dude2: "I'm a pro Rock-Hero Musician!!"

Dude1: "What? Rock-Hero Musician? That's the most retarded thing I've heard, aside from people who choose to play recorder. I bet that just like recorder players, you'll never get laid for that skill."

by T.J Awesome:) April 24, 2010