May 19th

May 19th is the day that you HAVE to kiss your girlfriend because your 6 month anniversary was yesterday and so meet her in the cafeteria bathroom tmrw morning (only if you want)

"oh its may 19th, i have to kiss my gf"

"okay shes in the bathroom"

pls let me post this now i dont want to write a example

by bow.for.all.penises May 18, 2021

may 15

national "dont do your homework" day!

person 1: aww man, i have to do homework :(
person 2: dont worry, todays may 15!!

by owo aryn May 15, 2022

mai

i love mai <3

omg! i love mai so much

by urmoamamand December 12, 2021

a cat may look at a king

An inferior isn't completely restricted in what they may do in the presence of a superior.

"Still, as they say - appropriately for the visual media - a cat may look at a king".

by Easy Define September 6, 2014

May 7th

National ass picture day . Person your talking to must send you an ass picture

Me: it’s May 7th , National ass picture day

Woman : here’s a picture of my ass

by Yupa fish May 6, 2022

May 17th

Ok this day you gotta text one of your ex’s and say something bold to see what they say

Person 1: hey girl you text one of your ex’s yet?

Person 2: tf why would I??

Person 1: it’s may 17th girl let’s be bold today I’ll text mine too

by Hot girl summer dares March 23, 2021

May 26th

Talk back to your teachers day!

Finally it’s may 26th I can finally tell miss young to shut the fuck up
You: ms young shut the fuck up, and turn off that damn heater bitch.

by Your mom1101011 May 26, 2022