someone is considered a mary if they purchase an iconic shirt with none other than our lord and saviour, mary j blige, on it and it becomes the only thing they wear everytime they exit their house. if they meet this criteria, they will therefore be renamed mary and their original birth name will nullify.
person 1: babe is that steph over there?
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.
by babefest July 17, 2021
There's something about her isn't there.
Vanilla Ice- I just got jumped by a van full of Crips to get to Mary J Blige. They fucked my ass up.
Pat Healy- You should see Norm the pizza boy. He had somebody break his back to get to her. He hasn't been walking right in a long time now.
Pat Healy- You should see Norm the pizza boy. He had somebody break his back to get to her. He hasn't been walking right in a long time now.
by Snowboy Jr. December 18, 2022
Receiving a blow job from a partner with a blue mouth, such as immediately after sucking on a blue raspberry sucker.
by catheterking June 27, 2020
by V aka the girlfriend stealer August 01, 2021
An unusually fluffy creature. Usually molds easily to surroundings; social and amiable. in general, kind of a big deal.
see: polar bear
also see: Balto (1995) directed by Simon Wells
see: polar bear
also see: Balto (1995) directed by Simon Wells
where's the J. Hugh population around here?
I would try to find them in packs, unless it's too early. Then there nursing some rest in dens.
I would try to find them in packs, unless it's too early. Then there nursing some rest in dens.
by Katrina Kewala February 04, 2010
“hey i kinda like this girl…”
“oh what’s her name?”
“jasmine.”
“oh don’t go after her.”
“why not?”
“because girls with j names take forever to realize you like them.”
“oh what’s her name?”
“jasmine.”
“oh don’t go after her.”
“why not?”
“because girls with j names take forever to realize you like them.”
by marian reind April 01, 2023
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