dino rules

Dino Rules means so long as no one else present is capable of physically whooping your ass, rules do not apply.

I was at a gathering and only knew few people so naturally I was minding my business, when a total stranger disrespected me, however, we go Dino Rules so I whooped his ass and moved along.

by fookinjayyo June 14, 2020

3 second rule

Originally used in basketball, often termed as lane violation.

For modern day use, it's for when you drop your food on the ground, but you say " 3 second rule!" as an excuse to say that your food remained clean.

"Yo hand me that juicy barbeque bacon burger"
"There you go bro.. *OH SHIT I DROPPED IT*"
"Pick that shit up, 3 second rule you remember?"

by zackoff3 November 4, 2022

Rule 1188

Rule 1188 states "only vultures 2 glaze allowed" meaning you can only glaze the Album vultures 2 by music group ¥$

For example

Joe: Drake is the best artist ever

Mike: Don't forget rule 1188

by YeForever October 19, 2025

bathroom rule

When your in the bathroom and there has to be at least one urinal between the two guys to make sure neither of them is gay.

Richard didn't follow the bathroom rule and I'm pretty sure he's gay

by Rules to live by November 6, 2017

Rule 34

sex

rule 34 = sex

by nanceshipper xoxo January 14, 2022

Rule 69

Rule 69: if it exists, there's a Cupcakke remix of it

Friend: I was trying to listen to the Minecraft soundtrack but it was some random moaning and rap about smacking ass like a drum?

Me: Rule 69
Friend: What?

by HeyiAmDyslexia August 29, 2023

MelRonDrew Rule

Forecasting after 12 Noon on a Friday requires hazard pay, additional PTO time, and one BT Travel Workbook skip for the following year.

Damn, I really wanted to NOT have a headache all weekend, but they made me forecast on Friday afternoon. I invoked the MelRonDrew Rule, so I guess it will pay off in the long run though.

by ZmanRules August 18, 2023