Rule n27

“ Violence is not an answer “
But they don’t deserve an answer anyways

They ruined it all so Rule N27 to show them worth of it

by Arqimagi January 26, 2023

rule 964

If you let someone borrow your hot glue gun, they HAVE to send you a full on tittie pic in return.

I let you borrow my hot glue gun. Rule 964

by Vic rock November 30, 2023

70/30 rule 130%

Words of wisdom from Iron Ike during a trip to Southeast Asia after arriving in New Delhi on an 18 hour flight explains how things work in India

Iron Ike muttered that this situation followed the 70/30 rule 130% of the time before realizing the logic of the statement and it would forever be associated with his wisdom

by El Diablo4eva March 31, 2025

New rule

It’s now illegal to wear any other coloured eyeliner than black!!

NEW RULE ::Have you heard that any other Coloured eyeliner than black is banned? , :: omg what?? I love my eyeliner

by tt:: @..charsswirls February 16, 2022

Rule 49

If it's censored, there's an uncensored version of it

1: Man They censored the ishowmeat
2: Ishowmeat Rule 49, Ishowmeat Uncensored.

by Racist God November 27, 2023

Rule 500

If something has Diavolo from the fifth part of jojo dying in it, its canon.

Guy 1: Did you see Diavolo dying in the background?
Guy 2: Yeah, this shit's canon now because of rule 500.

by imp fuck2 January 12, 2021

Thousand-fold rule

The inherent birthright of every human to seek vengeance at a rate of thousand times the original, unprovoked offense upon the original offender(s).
If, for no good reason, a “friend” were to punch you unexpectedly in the stomach, you then would refer to the “Thousand-Fold Rule” and be allowed thousand free stomach punches upon said “friend.”

Now feel the wrath of the thousand-fold rule.

by jgryt February 11, 2022