Granola Gobbler

n. One who pursues the outdoors with unnecessary zeal.

* "Did you hear the cry of that rare native bird?"

"No, out of my way granola gobbler"

* "I need my $700 boots, walking poles, gaiters and goretex before I even think of walking up that hill."

"Hmm. You're a fucking granola gobbler"

* "Dude, nice polypropylene leggings. I didn't know you were such a granola gobbler"

* "Granola gobbler!"

by anonymous January 17, 2026

Wobble Gobble

When you are getting a Gobble (Scottish/British slang for the act of Felicio) from a morbidly obese person.

"man! You should have seen this girl, she was land whale. she gave me a Wobble Gobble, and she was hungry"

by FireDaddy January 31, 2026

Knowledge Goblin

A Knowledge Goblin is someone who hordes knowledge. They will surround themselves with knowledgeable people from different disaplines. They don't necessarily stop people from learning from them but they do no teach people what they have. They are mire preoccupied with gathering knowledge for themselves.

Bruce keeps asking me questions but won't explain how to work out how to calculate the answer to this problem. He is such a Knowledge Goblin

by Big Ol Spanner February 2, 2026

Riot Goblin

A small pearson who is always aggresive and looking for stress

She might seem petite and easy going, nevertheless she is such a riot goblin.

by Kucuk Tanri February 19, 2026

Spunk gobbler

A spunk gobbler is a woman who loves to gobble a man's spunk and does not care if he's got an STD

Person A) Anna has gobbled all my spunk. Person B) was she a spunk gobbler?. Person A) yeah she was, was a good girl and swallowed all my gonorrhea

by Iamahmuman2857w8q February 20, 2026

Knob gobbler

Someone who always has to make everything sexual at any opportunity

“Monty is such a knob gobbler !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Twink Goblin

a drag queen who's handsome, muscular and masculine out of drag and sexually attracted to drag queens who are smaller, delicate and feminine out of drag.

on this season of Drag Race, Kori King is a Twink Goblin for Lydia B Collins out of drag.

by bottomboy tj February 26, 2025