I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.

*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023

eat the paper

This expression is from the pot business. When many kilos were being sold, either the buyer or seller had to "eat the paper" that is, the weight of all the paper that covered the product.

With over 500 kilos for sale, we knew we had to eat the paper to make the buyer smile.

by pedro seguro April 22, 2019

National eat cheesecake day

This day is on September 9th, It is the one day of the year where you can literally eat any and all cheesecake.

National eat cheesecake day is an entire day where anyone can eat cheesecake until they can’t eat anymore. This day is on September 9th.

by Cheesecakeismybsf December 11, 2019

eat ass

to stop talking to me

dont talk to me eat ass

by theonlyyy.kaykay April 5, 2021

Eat Chicken You're Gay

On October 20th if one eats chicken they are considered to be gay.

If you eat chicken you're gay dude don't eat it!
Guess I'm gay...

by Alexa Jannett October 20, 2021

eat a man

suck a dick equivalent to telling someone suck a dick or smd

eat a man/ eat a manwich

by kylekilledyou September 13, 2021

eat

to do the eat

eat the eat with the eat

by Man Eat Bear May 15, 2022