Red Ant's Nest

An itchy arse hole that will only go away from a hard, thorough wipe with toilet paper

Person A: "mate my arse is itching well bad"
Person B: "Your arse is itching? I've got a red ant's nest up mine!"

by bumboclaat123 April 7, 2011

Asian Red Face

The face every Asian gets after just one beer. A curse and a blessing.

I swear I'm not drunk, it's just the Asian red face!

by youngskrrt July 29, 2014

Red Bull Dick

When a man has a dick comparable to the width and girth of a Red Bull can.

Girl, he is working with that Red Bull Dick.

by SavageSweet January 5, 2017

Red Ring Girl

Refers to a female with red ring marks on her chest from guys trying to keep her away with a ten foot pole.

A: Heather is a red ring girl.
B: red ring girl?
A: Yeah, shes gross. She wont fucking leave me alone. I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole...I'm gonna need a longer pole.

by Lenny isnt my real name January 26, 2009

Red Flag Day

1) Pertains to the marked days of a woman's bleeding "period" within the menstrual cycle, from the beginning to the end.

2) "Happy Red Flag Day" is a phrase often used in woman code to welcome one-another into the relentless, ceremonial unleashing of hell about life's problems, onto the ears of the unwilling-- mainly men. You may see this act transpire on Facebook with 12 guys asking "what does red flag day mean,'' followed by 37 "likes" on the initial post. The best means of avoiding this outcome is to remain silent and do not (repeat) DO NOT engage in dialog.

Girl 1: Hey youuu, happy Red Flag Day.

Girl 2: God, I know. I just want it to be over!

Guy 1: What red flag day?

Girl 2: You never listen to me, EVER! I'm leaving... ASSHOLE ::slams door::

Guy 1: ...What!? What the hell was that about?

by davidjkeys January 11, 2012

red cunt hair

Standard unit of measurement for nearly infinitesimal distances.

"Holy shit, that speeding car missed me by a red cunt hair."

by Sakure April 7, 2003

red hair phase

it depends on whether it’s natural red head color or deep/bright red color. if a girl has natural red hair she usually likes taylor swift and reading, if it’s the other type of red this girl is going through it. usually likes radio read and stoner guitar guys. def got her heart broken and both romanticize the f out of everything.

“do you that girl over there?”

“yeah, she’s definitely in her red hair phase.”

by cutegirl05 February 11, 2022