Two Legs

A stoner who always carries nugs.

Jersey is the coolest two legs.

by Peenlord April 14, 2019

two heartbeats

being turned on

“you’re so sexy”

“omg that just gave me two heartbeats !”

by bowww April 8, 2024

the two time

The two time 1993-94 Blockbuster video game champion, with a 6'8 frame running on pure fuel, Dr. Disrespect.

Dude 1: Hey dude have you heard of "the two time"?

Dude 2: No, who is that??

Dude 1: Bro he's the 1993-94 Blockbuster game champ!

by Jimmy's Dean January 31, 2024

Two-Headed Coomb

Definition: A Coomb with two heads. Derived from the anomaly of the Two-Headed Coomb. It normally resides in its' dwelling in the Santa Ynez Valley however returns to its homeland of Tenesse every once in a while.

It's a Two-Headed Coomb!
The Two-Headed Coomb has never held the bloody hammer.

by The Coomb Hunter November 13, 2011

.9.One Thousand Nine Hundred Anuda Forty Two Aduna Two Thousand Anuda Two.9.

.9.One Thousand Nine Hundred Anuda Forty Two Aduna Two Thousand Anuda Two.9.

.9.One Thousand Nine Hundred Anuda Forty Two Aduna Two Thousand Anuda Two.9.

by AstrayHellstrom August 22, 2025

TWO FACED

when someone acts a certain way too you and another when your not around

Julia is so two faced its not even funny

by ieatazz2273 June 17, 2020

Tahiti Two-Step

Twister, but every other square is covered in one of three substances; human defecant, ejaculant, or urinate.

Person 1: I heard you took a vacation to French Polynesia. How was it?
Person 2: It was great, I learned this game called the Tahiti Two-Step.
Person 1: Wow that sure sounds fun.

by Khanituss March 6, 2021