I put it to you

Contemplate this semi-rhetorical question.


Should the fact stated after saying this be true, the author/speaker has won the debate, unless countered by a better instance of this sentance.

Should it be false, it can be ignored.

Politician: I put it to you that you are the worst possible candidate and are a total disgrace to your party.

Ali G: Well I put it to you *pause* that you suck off a horse.

Politician: That is not true. I was walking through fields and fell..


I'll cut it here so as not to spiol the movie for you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

i love you

a phrase that boys use to get in a girl's pants.

chris: "i love you so much, i wish i could be with you right now."

hannah:"i love you too. your an amazing boyfriend."

christina(hannahs friend whos with her):" hannah you do know hes just using that i love you bullshit to get in your pants."
^^she knows whats up.

by hottie1233 March 20, 2009

I love you

...like a fat kid love cake.

I love you like a fat kid love cake.

by Gav February 6, 2005

I haz a sad

Deeply inconsequential despair which is felt by a person when something important for emotional stability, yet completely inconsequential to everyone else on the planet, is taken away from them.

I haz a sad. My coffee masheen iz brokn.

by Morden July 1, 2008

i got five on it

Saying that you will pitch $5 on a sac of chronic.

Guy:I got 5 on it, I got 5- What you got nigga?
Guy2:Damn I think I got two bucks in my sock nigga
Guy:Well thats that-
Guy2: Fuck it, I think I got 3 bucks in my backpack, enough to get a fat sac.

by Luniz August 18, 2005

i have never

A drinking game where someone stats "i have never.." and everyone playing who has, takes a shot or a drink. Use you knowledge of your mates against them!

Tom- "i have never had sex on a pool table"
Jenny - oh dam "takes shot"

etc

by Liv_Ollie_Livvy xx July 19, 2009

I kid, you not

What a kid says to an adult

Adult: Hey man!

Kid: I kid, you not

by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022