Colostomy Slot Taco

A colostomy bag splitting open during sex, but instead of panicking, moving her on to her back with her legs behind her ears, then ceasing the opportunity to pour the contains of the bag into her vagina, and then chowing down on it like you’re at your favourite Tex-Mex Restaurant.

Person 1: oh dude your breath stinks!

Person 2: Sorry man, I had a colostomy slot taco last night.

by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025

The Valley Taco

The act of fucking a girl in her ass while she then shits on you as you procede to fuck her in her vagina.

RJ: Man last night me and Alexis tried out The Valley Taco. ;)
Pablo: Damn!!! You lucky S.O.B :)

by MrNiggaArches August 18, 2011

taco muncher

racist way to say mexican

Mexican: Hi welcome to the restaurant!
person 1: SHUT UP TACO MUNCHER!
person 2: …

by omgwhatiswhy December 4, 2023

Glossy Taco

Simply Nailogical's version of a nail polish top coat.

I have to put the glossy taco on my nail to make the holo shinier.

by Real funny definitions April 18, 2018

wassabi taco image

when the image is blursed but is more blessed than cursed

i saw wassabi taco images last night

by cool paint May 22, 2021

Glossy taco

Another way to say glossy top coat

Did you apply a glossy taco on your nails?

by Klascik April 18, 2018

Taco Fail

A more appropriate name for every 20 year old drunk or stoned college student's favorite 3am fast food spot (i.e. Taco Bell)

Guy#1: We're going to Taco Fail, want to come with us?
Guy#2: No thanks, I like my asshole intact

by ELEVENTHKNIGHT February 28, 2019