Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.

Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.

by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022

Milk

Milk is the nectar of the gods. ITS CHOCOLATE ALSO SOMETIMES

Guys I cant go out i have to drink my milk

by anonymous November 20, 2020

Milk

From boobs.

Just milk.

by Whoisu ?? May 23, 2021

milk

white creamy juicy tender substance to slurp up and love

AWWWWWW! he needs some milk!

by kggort October 10, 2016

Ur Dad went to get milk

What that one kid in your school says to literally everyone to make him/her/them look cool, which they're not.

OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back

Chad-Yo ur dad went to get milk lol

Ur dad- leaves

by WeAreNotTheFBI January 1, 2024

Ants in your milk

To be cheated on - a Jamaican term.

Sharlene sneezes multiple times in a row her man must be cheating. Ants in your milk

by You_suckass January 18, 2024

MILK T3A

Milk tea is a god among men and deserters to own supreme dankers. He is also the sole reason why supreme is so famous and is superior to nani in every way. He also deserves a pay raise and desveres 10 pepets from mercy but mercy’s a bitch.

nani: I am inferior to you in every way

MILK T3A: I know

Anika: Nora

North ^invites

Plasma:500 invites

by MILK T3A January 30, 2021