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New Jersey Sunburn

When you bite into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza to be removed from a pizza pie minutes after being cooked, then removed from a 500 degree oven. Generaly due to severe hunger. It was coined by the owner of Punk Rock Records who was laughing at a guido, on MTV's Jersey Shore.
Some jackass guido, on the MTV show, "Jersey Shore" filmed in Seaside Hights, NJ. In haste he bit into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza. The cheese immediately stuck to the roof of his mouth. It's result was a second degree burn. It is ultimately known as a "New Jersey Sunburn"
by Punk Rock Records October 30, 2010
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New York Roll

A fat roll of $100 bills. Typically carried in the front pocket and bound with a rubber band. Purposely displayed when paying a bill to establish the wealth of the person with the roll. Stereotypically used by Mafiosos.
Look at that Goomba paying for a lap dance with the New York Roll.
by mmHg May 6, 2009
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open to new members

a female "open" to male organs that may enter the vacinity of her reproductive organs.
A guy says "Hey, are you open to new members?" and the girl says "Yeah! And I'm open to yours! How about my car?"
by E-Shizzle February 26, 2008
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Team New Zealand

The holy grail of New Zealand's yachting elite in 1995, bringing home the Americas Cup to Auckland, then sucessfully defending it in the year 2000.
"The Americas Cup is NOW New Zealand's Cup" - Pete Montgomery - commentating for Team New Zealand
by MRasdafasd August 4, 2008
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bad news box

" i was having a great day until i went to the bad news box and got some past due bill statments and a subpeona to court"
by E roch popadopalus August 11, 2008
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new media muse

Someone who gives ideas on how to use new media outlets to gain favorable results.
That guy saved my company by getting me search engine optimized. He's a real new media muse.
by New Media Muses December 18, 2008
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new years peeve

Anything related to the New Year ahead,
including dumb definitions on the subject !
Oh my God !
Party whistles and silly hats heading
this way ! .
That,s a new years peeve - If ever I
saw one ! .
by E - FUMBLER January 1, 2009
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