Dicking yourself into a hole

Being an ass while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.

Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."

by fancywench February 14, 2012

fling hole machine

a sport emily does in the olympics

person 1: who is that riding the fling hole machine
person 2: thats emily

by theanonymouspanda August 8, 2012

Booty Hole Bandit

A person who wanders the land robbing people of their unstretched anuses

The Booty Hole Bandit broke into my house and stretched my asshole.

by Wide Eg April 7, 2022

hole expansion pack

when you finger her asshole with one hand and finger her vagina with the other hand and then stick both of your hands in her mouth.

i gave her a hole expansion pack. her holes are bigger now.

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 March 12, 2023

cordless hole puncher

any type of pew pew

"there are two types of people in this world: those who carry cordless hole punchers, and those who don't."

by beam of the moon June 27, 2023

glazed booty hole

A booty hole that has been glazed with semem

Dude, I had a 3 hour anal sesh with my homie Justin last night and I left him with a glazed booty hole.

by D4V1NC1 September 25, 2021

Tar-Square-hole

Someone or something idiotic.

Synonym - Shnang

You flipping Tar-Square-hole!

You massive tar-Square-hole

This is a tar-square-holing example

by LJC publishes words September 9, 2020