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Simp Ass Nigga

Simp Ass Nigga is a player/pimp that got married!!!!!
Too Short....Sure too short said "fuck my wife shes my slut foe life" but it still falls on Simp Ass Nigga =/
by Merksman May 10, 2008
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simp hand

The total opposite of Pimp Hand. 1) When a woman hits a man to put him in check. 2) When a woman unreasonably says no to a man and he complies. 3) When a woman hits a man and he doesn't dump her immediately, take defensive actions, or hit her back.

It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.
Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!
by Geno X Aziz June 21, 2019
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Simp Tendency’s

To be neither a simp nor a gamer Chad but in the middle Simp Tendencies May make your friends no longer like you
“Hey Justin isn’t Timmy having some Simp Tendency’s”

“Eww let’s not talk to him any more”
by WaflMoves March 11, 2020
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Simp of Satan

1. Lane
2. Absolute mega simp that will do anything for a girl even if it costs him his soul.
Lane is an absolute Simp of Satan cuz he gains over any girl he sees.
by LajeeBoi March 23, 2020
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Simp Supreme

A guy who would give up anything for some trash punani. Often disappears when drunk to go off and simp. Would even go as far as to miss a flight for a 1% chance at some worn out pussy.
Damn, that nigga Charles is Simp Supreme! He off in the wilderness simping again.
by the converse monster April 29, 2020
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simp hansen

simp hansen is a term that was coined by CreepShow Art's fans. It is a nickname for Chris Hansen, who is a massive simp for Jefree Star (who sucks)
"Simp Hansen and Jefree Star support Dahvie Vanity, who is a child predator"
by mrpeanutstan May 19, 2020
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Simp scale

A scale of 1-10 measuring the magnitude of a simp's simptitude
How do you rank on the Simp scale?

Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+
by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020
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