Too Short....Sure too short said "fuck my wife shes my slut foe life" but it still falls on Simp Ass Nigga =/
by Merksman May 10, 2008
Get the Simp Ass Nigga mug.The total opposite of Pimp Hand. 1) When a woman hits a man to put him in check. 2) When a woman unreasonably says no to a man and he complies. 3) When a woman hits a man and he doesn't dump her immediately, take defensive actions, or hit her back.
It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.
It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.
Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!
by Geno X Aziz June 21, 2019
Get the simp hand mug.To be neither a simp nor a gamer Chad but in the middle Simp Tendencies May make your friends no longer like you
by WaflMoves March 11, 2020
Get the Simp Tendency’s mug.by LajeeBoi March 23, 2020
Get the Simp of Satan mug.A guy who would give up anything for some trash punani. Often disappears when drunk to go off and simp. Would even go as far as to miss a flight for a 1% chance at some worn out pussy.
by the converse monster April 29, 2020
Get the Simp Supreme mug.simp hansen is a term that was coined by CreepShow Art's fans. It is a nickname for Chris Hansen, who is a massive simp for Jefree Star (who sucks)
by mrpeanutstan May 19, 2020
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Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+
Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+
by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020
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