poop nose

when having anal sex you have your partner take a shit and you clean out the poop with your nose then have your partner lick it off

Bob- "Charlie I heard you did a poop nose with your sister and mom at the same time..... then your dad joined in"
Charlie- "ya it was pretty hot"
Bob- "wait you really did?"
Charlie- "Nooooooo....."

by u shit fuck January 8, 2012

Cement mixer poop

Excrement shot out with such force and precision that it splatters and chunks become stuck to the sides of the bowl.

Her: Honey, why is the powerwasher in the bathroom?
Him: Sorry love, I had a cement mixer poop and those chunks wouldn't budge a bit!

by Keet Squeet May 9, 2020

i did a poop

i did a poop

i did a poop

by Ragster November 30, 2020

Poop Chute Misdirection

When attempting to penetrate, from behind, the anus of an inexperienced anal receiver, throw POP-ITS against the wall in front of them to distract them during penetration.

When you're about to fuck a woman's ass from behind and it's her first time trying anal, throw POP-ITS against the wall in front of her to distract her while you fuck her ass.

I have to stop by the fireworks shop later to get some POP-ITS. I'm going to try the "Poop Chute Misdirection" tonight with Margaret.

by Palindromez January 25, 2018

limp poop dick

It's what happens when you are hammering a girls backside and you pull out to find your member covered in shit. This mood killer causes "limp poop Dick".

I was really getting it until I was hit with limp poop dick.

by Low b December 19, 2016

poop shoot gahdoot

A person that lingers around a nieghborhood that you can rely on to do the dirty work that no one else will.

That guy Chris that cruises around here is a good poop shoot gahdoot.

by Eh teh July 25, 2017

shitty poop bomb

you made a poop bomb but it was really shit

that is a shitty poop bomb daddy

by bruhhhh3b February 3, 2022