penis picker

When your taste in men is bad; can't find a good man; date all the wrong types

Her penis picker is broken because she keeps going out with the wrong guys who treat her horribly bad.

by Lolo Knows February 19, 2017

Micro Penis

When ones balls hang lower than their penis

I heard joe has a micro penis

by Manthedrake February 23, 2020

moist penis

A moist penis is when you bust a nut at your wife's funeral.

Hey guys I just got a moist penis last weekend.

by SuckMyPenisWrikleTillIBustANut July 4, 2017

Pine penis

When a penis is so small it is the size of a pine needle

Dude I tried to have sex but she said I have a pine penis

by cracker slacker September 7, 2015

Penis patrol

A group that is filled with mammals highest on the food chain that have transcended past human life and make sure peace is kept through the patrolling of the male genitalia

Hey Seth and Tyre I suspect that Breylon is hiding drugs in his genitalia and it is time to show him the true power of the penis patrol

by PP Captain Tristan February 23, 2020

penis wobble

When you're about to nutt but then your dick shrinks down to the Donald-Trump-sized nub of a cock that it originally was and it's so wobbly that you can't enjoy it and your partner becomes very pissy with you.

Garry: "Oh for fuck's sake! I've got that penis wobble again!"
Marry: "Goddammit! It was just getting good! Quick! Go get the Viagra!"

by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018

penis jockey

Homosexual men, or people named P.J. One who rides a penis like a jockey rides a horse.

I always wondered what P.J. was short for. Now I know he's just a Penis Jockey.

by JackS17 June 23, 2016