New Jersey Sunburn

When you bite into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza to be removed from a pizza pie minutes after being cooked, then removed from a 500 degree oven. Generaly due to severe hunger. It was coined by the owner of Punk Rock Records who was laughing at a guido, on MTV's Jersey Shore.

Some jackass guido, on the MTV show, "Jersey Shore" filmed in Seaside Hights, NJ. In haste he bit into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza. The cheese immediately stuck to the roof of his mouth. It's result was a second degree burn. It is ultimately known as a "New Jersey Sunburn"

by Punk Rock Records October 30, 2010

Lunar New Year

A new year term used by someone (who doesn’t approve of China’s internal politics and its foreign policy in bribing or bullying many poor or developing natural resources-rich countries) to their Chinese friends, foes, or fiends rather than using “Chinese New Year.”

If you want to be in the good books of the Chinese communists or nationalists, use “Chinese Lunar New Year,” not the arguably disrespectful “Lunar New Year” or the highly disparaging “Korean Lunar New Year” to infuriate them.

by Fasters January 29, 2023

Truxton, New York

With a population of 1,225, Truxton isn't even a dot on a map, it is made up of 440 homes, and tons of farms. Truxton is home to 1 gas station and no stores, plan on driving for at least 15 minutes if you need to get something besides eggs and milk as there are plenty of farms. Here you burn your trash and your mail truck is a different car everyday with a yellow light on top.

Hey Bob, where are we? I don't know, I can't find this shitter they call Truxton, New York anywhere on the map.

by Farmer Joeee May 12, 2011

New Jersey Pottery

Where a flamboyantly gay man who takes his stepson's dumps and makes sculptors with it.

Ahh, my creepy step dad sold my New Jersey Pottery

by HIJACKER13 May 22, 2011

Mud on the new Car

When the first time your Fucking a girl after she sucks your cock she leaves a mark on your Johnson.

Guy: MY MOMS GONNA KILL ME!!!!!
Girl: Why baby?
Guy: YOU GOT MUD ON THE NEW CAR!!!
Girl: How will she know?
Guy: This mark hurts like fuck. Shes gonna notice if every two minutes im rubbing my dick.

by Alessandro06121999 June 16, 2011

Orange is the New Snack

When your fingers turn orange from eating Cheetohs

Oh, brother. You've got a case of the Orange is the New Snack.
Clean thyself.

by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

you are fake news

An insult once said by Donald Trump to call someone fake or the info they give to over people are fake

E.G- Callum you are fake news.

by anonymous November 9, 2020