Bergen County Moms Group

A place where a a whole group of trashy moms join that assume the other moms are doctors. They sell things for cheap and complain and take their kids to the ER and Urgent Care A LOT

This stupid mom on the Bergen County Moms Group is taking their kid to the ER with a 99 degree fever like is she STUPID

by Child that has seen it all January 3, 2019

Gabe The Catt's Mom Caroline

she is a wonderful woman, and loves gabe and gabe loves her back, she reads him bed time stories and cuddles with him gabe is her best boy.

Gabe The Catt's Mom Caroline is very nice

Gabe: *moans*

by Yeeyee man January 29, 2021

To buy my mom a minivan

A phrase used to get out of an obligation. Whether it be money, for trade, or just a lame excuse not to follow thru with prior agreement.

Mike: "Hey doesn't Bob owe you money?"

Me: "yes he does!"
Me: "Hey Bob! How about paying me back and making it right? Huh?
Bob: " I can't be bothered with that right now man, Im off to buy my mom a minivan! *Scurries off shamefully*

by TheLord007 July 13, 2021

Faster Than Your Mom

Faster Than Your Mom is a term used to describe a gamer who sandbags or is new to a game. It is a term you would use when one of these actions occur.

Friend: “Where you taking the killer?”
Poison: “I’m taking the killer to shack”
*player decides to sandbag*
“HOLY SHIT DWIGHT, MOVE YOUR BITCH ASS FASTER THAN YOUR MOM”

by Poison2793 May 19, 2022

That's what Rob's Mom said.

Rob's mom, who resides in Winooski, is the hottest piece o' ass in Winooski. As the butt of 'rob's mom' brand jokes, one must take a suggestive or euphemistic line in a conversation and immediately append the phrase "that's what rob's mom said" because Rob's mom totally gave it up to Malkovsky.

Sexxy Nate: "Hey Rob, did you really go to the deep south for love?"

Rob: "It wasn't love, it was sex."

Sexxy Nate: "That's what rob's mom said."

Rob: "I will kill you and your entire family."

by T-Dog Jenkins March 22, 2005

missed calls from mom

Certain death.

Shit, I got 2 missed calls from mom! I'm dead for...

by NoOOBOODYYDY January 14, 2017

I love hot moms

Usually said with no context. Or written in any place you can find. Often can be intertwined with “your mom”.

Guy: “I love hot moms.”
Guy #2: “Like who?”
Guy: “your mom.”
Guy #2: “Fuck you.”

by Gen-z meanings May 21, 2022