Splushie J

A very wet teddy bear generally filled with joints

Never underestimate a splushie j those things can fuck you up

by Definitely Not A Cheese Grater September 12, 2017

J's dozen

In pursuit of obtaining a larger quantity of the traditional dozen (12), in the same fashion that you would order a bakers dozen (13), the J's dozen (24) came about at bakeries and coffee shops in Colorado and NY.

"I'll take a J's dozen of those bagels." or "Just give me a J's dozen chocolate chip cookies."

by mythosiii March 20, 2021

Fenkell J. Money

Detroit nickname for a lawyer.

Man, that Fenkell J. Money just cost me $30k, but I'm not locked up.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024

J. F. K.

When you explode on a girls face as she screams trying to get out of the car

Dude I totally gave Veronica a J. F. K. last night.

by Brenno69er August 13, 2020

big J

a boy so large that he physically disrupts earth's gravitational rules

"did you see that big J? what a bowling ball."

by welovetoseeit2019 March 26, 2020

J-way

A passive aggressive , non emotional, smug faced, disrespecting, narcistictial, meth junkie CUNT that couple hops in search of meth fueld 3 way Fuck bangs

Yo so I was really starting to like Illy, but once I discovered she was the one that the phrase J-way originated from....I WAS LIKE ✌️🖕🖕🖕🖕

by Who am i? Me im jus me.. February 24, 2024

1. j

A term used by the I Wanna Lockpick community to represent a very large number. It's very large that it's incomprehensible.

Person 1 playing I wanna lockpick: Yo Person 2, I just got 1. j keys
Person 2 watching Person 1 playing: What?? How did you do that??

by mreatha February 4, 2025