my house hurts

Tf you mean your house hurts?

Person 1: how’s your day been going

Person 2: my house hurts
Person 1: you should get a colonoscopy

by Ligma42069 May 12, 2024

front of the house face

This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.

Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."

by von groovy August 10, 2024

Cuddle house

A house filled with sex loving- drug users.

I just walked by a cuddle house .

by Jasontheworddude February 16, 2021

Fucking tree house

noun, plural: Fucking tree houses

Contemporary term for Sukkah (plural: Sukkot) (from Dictionary.com: a booth or hut roofed with branches, built against or near a house or synagogue and used during the Jewish festival of Sukkoth as a temporary dining or living area.)

Bro, after simchas beis we had a crazy farby in the Fucking tree house...

Dude, why the fuck didn't you fucking come to the bein at the Fucking tree house??

by GovAndrewCuomo August 25, 2021

Kentucky Tiny House

Shoving a KFC drumstick in a girls ass

Cum in my ass then give me a Kentucky tiny house

by HotGirlsAss69420 September 8, 2020

Crowded House

Anal sex with someone with hemorrhoids.

Jake: "That girl was sexy af! Did you have sex with her?"
Ian: "She only wanted anal! Too bad she had hemorrhoids! Was a total Crowded House"

by BettyBigg May 8, 2017

Food House

The place where the food is. If there’s a food house around it means there’s no food at the other houses.

Yo let’s go to the food house and warm up some Mac.

by noerpieps November 20, 2020