Puerto Rican Thunder God

The one true god of men, he controls the weather with his powerful t-pose dab. He must be worshipped in a t-pose posterior or he will smite you and make your mom gay.
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Hung like a Greek God

A veiled insult. Most statues of Greek Gods showed Greek Gods with small penises.
"Hey Larry, I heard Athena Makos told me all the girls in the Greek part of town said that you were hung like A Greek God."

Larry: Tell them I said "Thanks".
by Ollie Churpuzzi June 03, 2016
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god has left us

A well-known saying in many middle and high schools across the USA.
*sees terrible/cheesy joke* "god has left us, mate."
by Thompson Fern February 06, 2017
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Oh god no please stop

What women say when you have sex with them to let you know that they're not comfortable.
If you ever hear this, stop. definitely stop. you should probably not be looking for the definition of this on urban dictionary, you should have stopped like 15 seconds ago at least. Why are you still reading, please stop. How did you not know this meant stop. Why did you have to google it. Anyway who uses their phone during sex regardless. Weirdo.
Woman: "Oh god no please stop"
Man: (Stops)
Woman: Thank you.
Its not hard.
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God can do anything

Before you read my questions, realize that I do NOT want to be offensive or anger provoking, just THOUGHT provoking. THINK! If you are offended or angry, that is your choice, not mine.
IF God can do anything, and if God does NOT want anyone to sin, then why doesn't He stop people from sinning? OR, Why didn't He create all people to not WANT to sin, and therefore do NOT sin?

Even if God is real, that doesn't mean that all popular ideas about Him are real.
by Pat & Kelly O'Brian August 13, 2006
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oh my freaking god

Also known as oh my fucking god Disbelief to an action but common to those who hate swearing
Oh my freaking god karen why are you eating ny goldfish!
by Karen182 December 30, 2017
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God Bless Your Soul

When said behind a super harsh insult, it makes it seem like its okay.

Can also be used as an awesome come back and make the insulter feel like a moron.

Said with much emphasis.
Damn, Johnny you are such an idiot! God bless your soul.
Liz is such a two-faced hoe. God bless her soul.
Wow, what a dick. God bless her soul.

Adam: Wow Carol, you are so retarded.
Carol: Oh, God bless your soul.
by Erin W September 25, 2009
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