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Alex

The insult Alex originated from the name of the biggest liar on earth. Alex is an insult to use when you know your friend is lying, out of their teeth for no reason. An example would be “I saw a crackhead steal two bags of weed from the tesco grocery isle”. You know that’s a fucking lie
Shut up alex
by Alex Rawlinson-Cook May 8, 2023
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The Alex

The Alex is when you go to a dance (preferably homecoming) in an outfit that is lackluster in style, not because your closet does not possess any type of better fit, but because your style is so horrendous. Upon arriving at said dance, you must also get your woman taken by a man who has been attempting to get people to call him a certain nickname for over a year.
“Bro I can’t believe I went to that dance and did The Alex. Justin, out of everybody?”
by FUCKKKKKA2 November 22, 2021
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Alex

A kid who dick rides jv football and band. 5’6 who wears the same north face outfits on repeat. if you ever see an alex, trip him, i would suggest spitting on him but he def likes that. make sure your bestfriends ugly bc he’ll most definitely get with them.
i just got dumped by Alex!?

“oh no that’s tragic”
bitch no tf it isn’t
by iloveborderbunnies!! October 11, 2023
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Alex Cheese Prime

A professional doctor who specializes in curing stds, specifically aids
Alex Cheese prime says banjo Higgins had aids
by ALEXCHEESEPRIME June 11, 2024
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Alex Burden

Only love in life is FORTNITE and touches himself over a sad game called COC!

Has a worrying attraction for girls who are way out of everyone’s leagues. Also likes anyone who his muscular and sexy friend Henry does.

Abused by his parents Sue and Chester.

Elijah 8——— Alex
Alex Burden stealthy crawled towards the being known as Holly, full of sexual intentions.
by The Alex Burden April 9, 2019
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Alex

SEUNG WOO
WWWW RIZ
SEXY MF
BIG PP
Alex is sexy as hell
by Leonardodavici October 26, 2022
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Alex

1. the most beautiful girl in the world! big breasts, thick thighs and a phat ass. has the prettiest face you've ever seen.

2. a girl that loves the color purple and is always dressed in all black clothing. loves skirts and stockings. bonus points if there is a choker involved.
3. a girl that probably doesn't know how beautiful she really is.

4. a girl that probably listens to lil darkie.
5. a girl that probably sleeps all day.
1. "have you seen Alex today?" "nah man shes probably still asleep"
by KJisnotokie August 6, 2023
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