Dicking yourself into a hole

Being an ass while proverbially putting your foot in your mouth.

Daniel: "I hate people who chew gumballs. They all turn out to be sick bastards who like white rhinos more than people."
Jen: "Oh my god, Daniel. I'm chewing a gumball. Do you think I'm an asshole?"
Daniel: "Oh, no, no, no! No, you're a very nice girl. Who maybe looks like a White Rhino, but I'm sure you don't like them more than me because I'm--uh, no. Not in a bad way. You're just really pale. No, please don't leave! Jen, you're the best date I've ever had!"
Jen: "Ok Daniel you are just dicking yourself into a hole."

by fancywench February 14, 2012

ass fucken hole

A more aggressive way of calling someone a asshole is by adding the word fucken in the middle. Its intent is to provoke a more angry response so be ready when saying it.

That guy over there at the bar picking fights with everyone is being a ass fucken hole.

by jimmybomm March 8, 2021

performance enhancing hole

wakes you up in the morning

the industry prince requires some performance enhancing hole (mommy’s soaked)

by franchise22 May 27, 2023

Show Hole Spackle

A single or limited series show or program that can be used to provide temporary relief from the abysmal withdrawal one experiences after completing a long running beloved series only to find nothing else on the binge-watching horizon (aka Show Hole).

Also can be used to refer to any other activity used expressly for dealing with Show Hole related trauma.

"I have nothing to watch until the next season of Stranger Things drops next week!! I think there is a single series on Dahmer that would make good Show Hole Spackle"

by much2rell January 5, 2023

hairy hobbit hole

A hairy asshole

She bent over and I seen that hairy hobbit hole with the lights on .

by Joey buttafooko December 12, 2015

Louisiana Hole In One

When your fucking a chick doggy style and you have a chew in your lip and you spit on her asshole and stick it in her butt.

Jim Bob Cooter- “Hey Uncle Rutz last night I was fucking my cousin Shelly and I didn’t have any lube to stick in her ass so I did the ‘ol Louisiana hole in one.”
Uncle Rutz- “Shelly is my kin and only I do the Louisiana hole in one on here”

by Tboner310 May 13, 2021

flaccid arse hole

Used by young people in the UK to describe the action of workers of the Royal Mail postage service of the UK being lazy and greedy. This term refers to the expression below, showing how little people like how bad their postage services are.

They charged me 16 quid extra for my Mr Beast merch. They can shove their stamping machines up their flaccid arse hole.

by JohnnoJohnson December 4, 2020