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My City Was Gone

I went back to Ohio
But my city was gone
There was no train station
There was no downtown
South Howard had disappeared
All my favorite places
My city had been pulled down
Reduced to parking spaces
Ay, oh, way to go, Ohio
Well, I went back to Ohio
But my family was gone
I stood on the back porch
There was nobody home
I was stunned and amazed
My childhood memories
Slowly swirled past
Like the wind through the trees
Ay, oh, way to go, Ohio
I went back to Ohio
But my pretty countryside
Had been paved down the middle
By a government that had no pride
The farms of Ohio
Had been replaced by shopping malls
And Muzak filled the air
From Seneca to Cuyahoga Falls
Said, ay, oh, way to go, Ohio

My City Was Gone
by Death Menace March 3, 2023
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Iowa City firehose

When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.
Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.

Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.
by Dictocracker May 22, 2018
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sin city overland

Las Vegas based lithium and solar installation company for RVs and Off Grid houses

certified install for battleborn batteries and victron energy
wow! sin city overland did a great job on our off grid system.
by ugtjckd February 15, 2024
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City boys up

When boys win at something. They say this in excitement.
When you win an argument you say city boys up
by libbaddies May 21, 2025
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Plowington City

An inconspicuous term used to define the act of plowing the absolute shit out of someone all night.
I can't believe I went to plowington city last night
by NIKGGER February 24, 2025
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Simp City

An imaginary city, where the citizens are people that you simp for.
Who is in your simp city?
by lmaoofimaginebeingasimp March 27, 2022
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The city of Kiel

The city of Kiel, won a competition sponsored by Nintendo last night. Every hobo on Earth ejaculated 100 gallons of semen within 24 hours in celebration of Kiel’s victory (Yes, I mean EVERY hobo, including your distant aunt from Tel Aviv).
by GrassiestOfTheGrassy October 27, 2021
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