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Builder Bear

A safe Scp which actually gets along with the workers, and builds things. They have made two other versions of themself, both of which are keter class. One is made out of earlobes, and emits a high pitched scream which anyone within 50 meters of the screech will have earlobes form inside of thier throat, as they die of suffocating. The other is unknown to me, but any one else who knows it free to put it underneath my description!
Scientist: what’s that in the distance?
Other scientist: oh it’s just builder bear.
Scientist: what about that one?
Other scientists: OH SHIT ITS ITS VERSION RUN
by MirakatFursona January 24, 2025
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Care Bears

Way to say "Winnie the Pooh" and "My Little Pony" in one term.
Guy 1: Oh look! I found my two favorite Care Bears just lying around over there!

Guy 2: Uh, aren't those characters called Winnie the Pooh and Princess Celestia?

Guy 1: I'LL CALL THEM WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!
by TiggerCelestia06 December 15, 2019
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Colorado bear trap

When a twink is sitting on a Bears (large hairy gay man) dick and right before the bear cums he wraps his legs around the twink and cums into the twinks ass.
I thought my uncle and I were wrestling, but then the next thing I knew he caught me in a Colorado Bear Trap!
by Oral of the story August 14, 2022
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Talking to bear

Taking a dump. A reference to Bear and the Big Blue House’s potty training episode.
“Where have you been?”

Sorry I was talking to bear
by JGbirdy December 21, 2022
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goofy bear

someone or something who is forgetful; is extremely dumb and potentially has a mullet
You're such a silly goofy bear !!!!
by renmare February 6, 2024
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Noob Bear

A dead meme from 2016 from 9GAG and it died realy early...
Noob bear is a meme used to describe things, if you for example are in the start of a game you need armour and you take what you have. The bear on the meme has a bucket as helmet and that's why he is called noob bear, he couldn't find better armour so he took what he had.
Beginner: Shit, I need armour! Oh look, a paper armour! I take it!
Pro: OMG! You're such a noob bear! Boi you suck
by ElvinosDelfinos December 12, 2016
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Kotchie Bear

He’s such a kotchie bear, what a fkn dweeb. Tell him to get bent and leave us out of it.
by KiTTYBiTCH x June 10, 2023
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