Glossy taco

When you paint your nails and you have to put a top coat on but instead of you saying "glossy top coat" it sounds like "glossy taco"

"What are you doing Christine"
"Oh just putting on my glossy taco"

by Cheychey234 April 18, 2018

Taco Massage

A sensor friendly way for a one nite stand or hookup.

I don't want anything serious, I just want a taco massage.

by AzuraGreen December 18, 2017

glossy taco

simplynailogiclish for glossy topcoat.

there's not really an explanation needed for glossy taco

by holotaco April 18, 2018

bar street taco

When a woman sprays perfume over her vagina in a hurry before clubbing instead of taking the time wash it in the shower

Jennifer was in a hurry to meet the girls to go on a pub crawl so instead of showering she just made a bar street taco

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows October 4, 2016

TACO

Trump always chickening out

Reporter asked : Are you aware PRESIDENT TRUMP that you are a TACO. TACO replies: Ive never heard of that, chickening out? Chickening? Don’t know what that means.

by HerroldoFarealdoe May 29, 2025

Portland Taco

The act of going down on an obese, unwashed female and being unsure whether you're licking vagina or anus.

I didn't realize what it would be like til I got her undressed and went down there, it was a total Portland Taco.

by viagratriangle45 August 29, 2014

Chaco Taco

When you take a shit, put a popcicle stick through it and freeze it. When it is frozen, you put a condom on it and fuck yourself with it.

I'm so fucking horny, I'm going to give myself a chaco taco when I get home.

by ZYDIO March 26, 2021