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Coffee Ninja

Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary

There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.

P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!

Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
by Birbados November 21, 2021
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Bboy Ninja

Bboy Ninja is a professional hip hop dancer from San Antonio Texas. He is also a very skilled cheer and tumbling coach, as well as known for being a part of the group "Acrodunk" on "America's Got Talent". Traveling all over the world entertaining crowds. His passion is teaching and helping people to make their dreams reality. He is also the founder of the brand "Steady Beast'n".
Dancer 1: Do you know Bboy Ninja?
Dancer 2: Everyone knows Bboy Ninja!
by Bboyninja November 22, 2021
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brutal ninja

weird ass nigga who likes to see rud twerking but thats understandable who doesnt wanna see that
"damn why you acting like brutal ninja"
"brutal ninja has a massive cock"
by rduddy February 2, 2022
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Urban Ninja

In today's fashion design, many schools are deeply influenced by subcultures, and their designs and concepts are biased towards oriental design aesthetics. For example, the ancient oriental design aesthetic concept of harmony between man and nature, just in line with the new aesthetic vision of the information age, should be based on the requirements of the sustainable development goals of people, machines (products), nature, and society. Some of us love Japanese ninjas, but they cannot become ninjas because of their solidified ninja spirit. Urban Ninja is naturally born when everyone is making breakthroughs and innovations.
Beta says he dresses up like an Urban Ninja
by Bestr4y June 9, 2022
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sexy ninja

A person selling sexual services. One who is stealth. Strong. And willing. An escort or prostitute. A word that elevates the profession rather than it being derogatory.
Why don't you call and get a few sexy ninjas over here and we can all have a good time.
I'm a sexy ninja by profession.
by Ninja Master of 69 June 20, 2022
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Unicorn ninja

A female with the characteristics of a mythical unicorn meaning very rare of a find. And that of a ninja in the fact that if your not careful she will sneak up on you and get you to fall in love with her
Damn jewels is a unicorn ninja I fell in love with her hands down.
by Mtg187 July 9, 2022
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Holiday Ninja

A cover agent in feudal Britain. Trained in archery, shooting, swimming, canoeing and swinging through trees like apes whilst staying at Center Parcs.
The Holiday Ninja waged war on Center Parcs, forcing them to reverse their decision to close for Her Majesty The Queen's funeral.
by Sue Dow-Nim September 15, 2022
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