cat vs cucumber

Used as a representation of what happens when your in the middle of nextflix and chill. The cat's reaction to the cucumber is how a girl would react if a boy just whiped it out.

Tiffany: We were half way through netflix and chill and he whipped it out!

Lauren: No way! (Lol's)
Tiffany: Yeah! I was like a cat vs cucumber!
Katie: But did you get some?
Tiffany: Oviiii, he's so hot.

by Loop bug 961 February 2, 2016

pussy cat fish

When a female is a freak on the DM's but in person not about that life.

Alex: So are we doing what we were talking about through text?
Raven: NO? What do you mean?
Alex: You said you were going to suck my dick and lick my balls and asshole at the same time?!
Raven: No im not like that, we should get to know eachother first.

Alex: Bitch you PUSSY CAT FISHED me!!!

by NoGender2017 April 21, 2018

Ollie the polite cat

Polite cat, wholesome, cool, cute. He usually does a polite face which looks like this ' :| ' and is the meme of July 2018

Guy 1: Have you seen this cute cat Ollie the polite cat? He's so handsome!

Guy 2: I've seen him, he's veri funni and cool.

by squishyloop July 24, 2018

Dote Up A Cat

v. To fuck a cat. Could also mean to fuck those cat-people you find all the time in anime.

Bob: I would love to dote up a cat right now, you know what I mean?

Frank: I have no idea what that means.

by Nixon '08 January 10, 2009

cat snatch

1.Any such attempt to prevent a female friend or associate from getting some action.

2. The female version of being cock blocked.

3. The selfish act of stealing attention away from your friend.

1. Damn, Helen just totally got cat snatched by her friend Gina.

2. Girrrrrl...No you didn't just try and cat snatch.

3. What do we do? double H is making gettin her flirt on with Bubba in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. Quick, time for some cat snatchin.

by helen hamilton May 9, 2006

Cat Surgery

Cat surgery- a.k.a. fix-a-cat, is the process of turning a cat into a human-looking being who can act in certain movies. originally illegal in all 50 states... now widely accepted all over the globe. only 9 surgeons have the skill to pull of this difficult procedure. The result of this surgery is strange but beautiful. long live capable sandwich!

the most known cat surgery being is the actor from Other Peoples Lives. his mother Fluffster 5 is very proud...

by adambattlesfrogs August 3, 2008

cat in the attic

when placing a dip of copenhagen or other forms of chew in your upper lip instead of lower.

My lower gums are sore so i put a cat in the attic

by yellowjacket34 March 27, 2008