National Fuck Chloe Day

National Fuck Chloe Day is when you fuck chloe zammit as hard as you can until she goes to sleep with her llamas

BF: “Biċċa, today is National Fuck Chloe Day so I have to fuck you”
Chloe: “Okay, do whatever you want with me :)”

by National Fuck Chloe Zammit Day April 3, 2023

National kiss Ernest day

kiss ernest

I am kissing Ernest because its national kiss Ernest day

by Rehzel-x-Ernest January 29, 2023

national buzz cut day

June 1st, is national buzz cut day. Buzz all your hair off

“Hey what’s today?”
“June 1st, why”
“June 1st is national buzz cut day”

by immamunch69 April 21, 2023

national suck a nigga dick

april 27 it is where you suck a black persons dick

someone: it national suck a nigga dick.
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ April 24, 2023

National Stripper and Burrito Day

National Stripper and Burrito Day is celebrated every year on April 24th. We celebrate the love we have for both Strippers and Burritos.

I wish everyday was National Stripper and Burrito Day

by Stormofhail April 24, 2023

national emotional damage day

National Emotional Damage day is the day we celebrate emotional damage, so don’t be afraid to sit on your couch and sulk about your miseries!

A: Today is National Emotional damage day!
B: Wanna sulk with me?
A: Ok

by TheEvilPerson April 27, 2023

National choke somebody day

Grabbing either a boy or girl throat and lightly choking them not in a violent way. Hands around pulling a person close to you for a turn on.

5/11 is national choke somebody day. grab somebody by the throat for a teasing way or for fun and lightly choke them.

by nxl May 11, 2023