internet tough guy

A word made up by people who stalk people they envy online. This person may be successful, have a girlfriend, be going somewhere in life, or just a better overall person than the people labeling him. It's kind of like how religions call people who don't believe in the hocus pocus magical mythical crap from over 2000 years ago to scare people into being civilized atheists. It's a made up word from the masses to exclude people that would actually stand up for themselves instead of being a coward little bitch to something they know is going on.
stalker coward named cory: blah, blah, blah, and some more shit talking because i am a jealous little bitch

the supposed tough guy: so you want to meet in person and deal with what you have been doing?

stalker coward named cory: lol, i'm telling everyone you're a internet tough guy.

the supposed tough guy: so you're going to lie because you envy me and that i called you out like a man? why don't you go bang my ex so you know what someone successful has to throw out to move on in life.

stalker coward named cory: i'm sorry, you're right. i'm just a jealous loser who you tried to be friends with but instead i stalked, harassed, mocked, and lied till i ruined your life. <---this last line never happens because let's face it, only responsible people admit mistakes and those are far and few.
by Innocent Victim Is I September 19, 2011
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80's guy/girl

somebody who still wears heavy metal t-shirts, listens to Journey or REO Speedwagon, and has big hair
Hey, check out that guy! He's trapped in the 80's!
by Paul Thundergod April 22, 2004
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Bry-Bry, The Fry Guy

A resident of Kirkwood, MO known for his fry cooking at McDonald's
Bry-Bry, The Fry Guy flips burgers and makes fries, what a nice guy.
by LoddiDoddi February 05, 2010
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Yes the guy is always right. The girl should know that and not try to argue. There is no possibility that the girl could ever be right.
Is the guy always right in the relationship?
what is the answer to 1+2?
guy: 7
girl: 3
guy: im right
girl: yes you are...
by cahoolie November 07, 2020
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guys a have a real problem

i accidentally stapled my foreskin to my left testicle theres blood everywhere oh god oh fuck
guys a have a real problem please help
by powerful guy May 05, 2019
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Goofy ahh Nicaraguan guy

a person who is goofy and from Nicaragua
he was such a Goofy ahh Nicaraguan guy
by WordDefiner911 November 20, 2022
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I. T. guy in a manger

Some one who if they can't have something destroys it rather than letting some one else have it. From the to common habit of some I.T. people of destroying decommissioned equipment, instead of putting it in recycle. A update of a dog in a manger.
What's the difference between an I. T. guy in a manger and a dog? The dog eventually leaves , and the other animals get use of the manger, the I.T. guy pisses and shits in it so on one can use it.
by yorkystomper April 14, 2013
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