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cunt ragging, bacon slapping

when that pussy so ugly you slap it with a piece of bacon and get that shit the fuck out of there
fuck that bitches pussy so rank, i went full cunt ragging, bacon slapping and left her ass.
by the man macdaddy aka spid February 5, 2019
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Speers Slaps

Invented by Ethan and Maya Speers, this game requires players to stand a foot apart facing eachother and unable to move their feet. After a clap to start the game both players aim to slap the back of their opponents hands before their opponent slaps the back of their own hand, hands can not move behind the body or over the head. Any slap to the back of the hand is a win and the game restarts with another clap.
“Oi you wanna play Speers Slaps?”

Absolutely not, you hit too hard.”

“Wuss”
by Lord_Thicc August 15, 2022
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Cum slap chicken

An after-orgy dodgeball style game, where everyone takes a palmful of cum and slaps each other out of the game. Last person standing wins.
Marc won the game of cum slap chicken when he slapped his own load across Tim’s face.
by godloveshos March 6, 2021
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CYCLOMEDIA KINETIC SLAPS

COMPLETE ROULETTE CIRCLE effect on EVERYONE EVERYDAY.

Accordingly derived out of MALAYSIA IN KUALA LUMPUR as two brilliant people ACTUARIES named the first stepped down MARCH 31, 2022 DAT0 'SRI HASSAN M0HAMED KAMIL where we both attended UNIVERSITY OF IOWA IOWA CITY, IA where we both received degrees in ACTUARIAL SCIENCE and he is an FSA who has been and I have, "WHOSE ALAN I WALDMAN " , he says and none other than ANAL ALAN and we all three ACTUARIES as I am based on a CONTRACT IM MENLO PARK and N0R AZMAN ZAINAL.
In LIFE if you read the newspaper it is guarranteed you will get CYCLOMEDIA KINETIC SLAPS because you are looking for 369 REASONS why the game ROULETTE is played 0...36 = 666 COMPLETE ROULETTE CIRCLE effect on EVERYONE EVERYDAY.

Accordingly derived out of MALAYSIA IN KUALA LUMPUR as two brilliant people ACTUARIES named the first stepped down MARCH 31, 2022 DAT0 'SRI HASSAN M0HAMED KAMIL where we both attended UNIVERSITY OF IOWA IOWA CITY, IA where we both received degrees in ACTUARIAL SCIENCE and he is an FSA who has been and I have, "WHOSE ALAN I WALDMAN " , he says and none other than ANAL ALAN and we all three ACTUARIES as I am based on a CONTRACT IM MENLO PARK and N0R AZMAN ZAINAL. now in some places, 0,00,000.
by MAJOR OCCURRENCE August 2, 2022
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Viking Slap

When you fuck your girl in the ass while she’s on her period and proceed to pull out her tampon as you cum and slap her in the face with it, thus creating Viking like blood face painting.
Last night I ‘viking slapped’ Robyn and she looked like a true warrior!
by Load of Barney April 15, 2022
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quack slap

To slap someone in the face with your boobs, particularly when they are large such as D and upwards .
We were having the best sex when she quack slapped me.
by Ndorling December 5, 2017
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October 22, national tobey slap day.

This day, tobey can slap anyone.
Ay bro. ITs October 22, national tobey slap day. mind if I Tobey slap ya?
by TObeySlapDay October 22, 2020
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