Rule 148

Rule 148 - If you're an MHA/BNHA (My Hero Academia/ Boku No Hero Academia) fan under the age of 13 you are invalid.

Young BNHA fan - "UwU Deku x All Might is my favorite ship! Uraraka is such a baka! She gets in the way of my UwU Rat boi ships."
Educated person. "Rule 148... Jesus Christ dude."

by Kurapikas_Property December 31, 2020

5 second rule

The tacit requirement in ultra-clean American society that dropped food must not lay upon the ground for longer than five seconds in order to be still edible. Certain requirements about food type (i.e., non-sticky or attracting of dirt particles) generally apply.

Dude! I dropped my Dorito! Five second rule...still good.

by quetzalphoenix July 10, 2004

5 second rule

A long standing rule in which any food which is dropped on the floor/ground is still "good" and edible if it was only in contact with the surface for less than 5 seconds. Incorporated mainly by clumsy children but is often used by teenagers and adults as well.

"Dude, this hotdog is awesome....damn, I dropped it on the ground. No big deal, its still good takes a big bite, 5 second rule!! mumbles with mouth full"

by zebo2k July 11, 2004

Two-Degree Rule

A rule of dating that educated thirtysomething singles resort to after growing tired of dating hairdressers and waitresses who are for the most part uneducated. The rule states that in order for you to date her, she must have two college degrees. Of course, this only applies to dating. Random hookups with the uneducated are still allowed when the rule is invoked.

Guy 1: That waitress chick you hooked up with last night at waffles-r-us was a hottie. You should date her.

Guy 2: No way, Two-Degree Rule dude. Cosmetology school ain't one of them.

by B. Larison January 7, 2007

The 85% Rule

The younger person in a relationship must be between 85-100% of the older persons age for the relationship to be socially acceptable.

Person 1- "Dude, I just got a new girlfriend"
Person 2- "How old is she?"
Person 1- "She's 22"
Person 2- "Dude, you're 35, that's not cool. You're disrespecting the 85% rule"
Person 1- "Oh shit, you're right"

by J1000awesome April 29, 2013

Two people alone in car - rule

When two people are alone in a car for any length of time (unrelated, age of consent and opposite sex with any potential attraction) they must make out. {more of a rule of thumb than definition}

Knight Rider 2008 - episode 6 two great examples of "Two people alone in car - rule"

by KITT FAN October 14, 2011

Rule 40

If it exists, there is Dubstep of it. No exceptions.

"I can't watch Teletubbies any more thanks to Rule 40. All I can think of is wub wubs now."

by Sullavin September 30, 2012