The Nukem Rule

The Nukem rule states that is is a bad idea to pre-order a game before its release date has been confirmed. The game could be delayed, or outright cancelled, making any deposit worthless.

This was brought on by the game Duke Nukem Forever, witch was delayed for over a decade.
"Hey man, have you pre-ordered Prey 2 yet?"

"Not going to bother, I follow the Nukem rule."
by Squarks February 19, 2013
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Time and space is endless, you will never reach the truth. You will stand upon the requiem meant for your will and realize that meaning itself has no meaning. Life isn't life. You are not you. You don't exist. Nothing exists. But that's what makes living so fun. It is to create your own meaning. Live on
Rule 49824776541208479028641672843 is meaningless. Quite ironic
by ricefield September 23, 2023
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Rule of Conquest

rejecting the advances and or not advancing on a love interest when previously entertained by a close friend
"yo has Gwendola been talking to you?"
"yeah dude, rule of conquest"

"never doubted you DeSean"
by Goblox May 05, 2021
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Rule 0

The most basic rule of the internet: Don't fuck with cats.

Due to the internet being built on the backs of cat videos and pictures, the internet will track down anyone seen abusing a cat.
He broke rule 0, his location will get doxxed soon enough.
by Losercat December 12, 2024
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asshole rules

A term used to describes one who makes a double standard rule, normally used in jokes
You can follow girls but I cant follow boys??? Thats asshole rules!
by kaseym86 April 30, 2024
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Rule 34 artist

The only things in the universe that can move faster than light
How the fuck did a rule 34 artist make this 40 minutes after the amazing digital circus was announced?
by Kajmarez October 22, 2023
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The Moynihan Rule

"Yeah, so last Thursday, I was chatting up these two gorgeous ladies, and long story, kidna boring, but I ended joining ISIS, per the Moynihan Rule. I think I helped chop off some dude's head, but also ended up in bed with them, so all's well that end's well. Except for that headless dude."
by BobBurnt October 06, 2022
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