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Teacher: What's the most common food in China? Yes Johnny.
Johnny: My dad says they only eat yellow nigger pellets over there, and that only the rich can afford to eat at McDonald's.
Teacher: GO TO THE PRINCIPLE'S OFFICE IMMEDIATELY!

by PeJay June 16, 2013

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Jesus was a nigger, too

A phrase used to highlight the ignorance, foolishness, or outrageousness of another's speech or actions. This invective is designed to ridicule and confuse the target by simultaneously likening him to both positive and negative role-models. It may prove particularly effective when used upon ignorant Americans, who may be unaware that the celebrated Renaissance-era images of Yeshua ben-Yosef (Jesus's birth name) were actually portraits of people the painters knew in their real lives (e.g. - relatives and friends), and which images were not based in any way upon descriptions of Jesus's appearance found in The Bible. The fact that Biblical accounts generally describe Jesus as dark-skinned, with hair the texture of wool, heightens the sardonic effect.

If someone cuts you off in traffic, pull-up alongside them at the next stop light and yell, "That's OK, Jesus was a nigger, too."

If someone says something patently ridiculous at a cocktail party, smile sweetly and say, "Did you know that Jesus was a nigger, too?"

by Charles Chin Tao Horton August 02, 2006

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nigger fool

African-American person who says or does dumb stuff.

Hey Nigger fool, why you run in traffic and almost get hit.

Nigger fool, what you are saying makes no sense!
Hey Nigger fool, why you go over there and get Tamika pregnant?

by Mr. Phonics November 15, 2017

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drunk ass nigger

A black dude that is drunk off his ass and is annoying as fuck.

Yea! he was one drunk ass nigger

by Jezuzs November 09, 2010

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