Mexican Mule

A derogatory term for a person who swallows condoms filled with ejaculate in order to hide them from detection while traveling.

Brian suddenly became sick to his stomach upon arrival in Mexico. He was rushed to the ER where it was discovered he was working as a Mexican Mule.

by Mr413 January 25, 2023

Mexican meat shank

a Mexican meat shank is a type of shank where you use your penis and tape razor blades on it.

I hit Jackson with my Mexican meat shank.

by geusbshsown January 18, 2023

Mexican Taco

Putting cheese, lettuce, and meat in between a females ass cheeks and then eating her ass.

Person 1: dude me and my girl did the Mexican Taco last week.
Person 2: Bro that's a waste of food.

by MexicanTrump February 3, 2021

Zee Mexican Car-Wash

When one eats a lot of Mexican food, takes a poop on someone's wind-shield and smears it all over the place. Usually an extreme form of revenge.

"Did you hear what happened to Sally's car?!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"

by supahhfah-reek July 22, 2012

Mexican Diaper

It's a sex fetish where people like to where diapers and shit in them

That lady I was dating was into the Mexican diaper

by The French Whore April 21, 2016

mexican segway

stand up style commercial lawnmower commonly used by landscaping companies

Hey Pablo, do you want to trim hedges today or ride the Mexican Segway?

by babyratt June 8, 2022

Mexican Pipeline

When you do the Mexican lawnmower and catch all of the shit in a condom, freeze the condom and insert back up anal cavity

Hey babe, wanna do the Mexican pipeline with me?

by Mexican Pipeliners December 1, 2019